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'CURRENT AT TIME OF PRINTING', |
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'DO NOT BLEACH', |
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'DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED', |
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'DO NOT REMOVE TAG UNDER PENALTY OF FEDERAL LAW', |
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'DO NOT REMOVE TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW', |
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'DROP IN ANY MAILBOX', |
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'EDITED FOR TELEVISION', |
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'FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY', |
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'PEEL FROM PAPER BACKING BEFORE EATING', |
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'STORE IN A COOL, DRY PLACE', |
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'VOID WHERE PROHIBITED', |
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'THE FUTURE IS NOW', |
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'MASTER OF DISGUISE', |
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'YOUR PERSONAL TIME TRAVEL GUIDE', |
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'OFFICIAL TASTE TESTER', |
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'INTERGALACTIC AMBASSADOR', |
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'VIRTUAL REALITY PIONEER', |
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'PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR', |
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'UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO', |
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'THE COSMIC CHEF', |
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'THE ROBOT WHISPERER', |
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'THE DREAM WEAVER', |
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'USE AT YOUR OWN RISK', |
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'RESULTS MAY VARY', |
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'READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY', |
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'KEEP OUT OF REACH OF PETS', |
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'USE ONLY AS DIRECTED', |
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'NOT INTENDED FOR MEDICAL USE', |
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'DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN', |
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'PRODUCT SOLD AS-IS', |
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'NO WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED', |
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'USE CAUTION WHEN HANDLING', |
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'CRASH OVERRIDE', |
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'ACID BURN', |
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'CEREAL KILLER', |
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'ZERO COOL', |
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] |
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random.shuffle(QUOTES) |
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