diff --git a/main.py b/main.py
index 3d6ff94..5c43a3a 100755
--- a/main.py
+++ b/main.py
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@ QUOTES = [
     'CURRENT AT TIME OF PRINTING',
     'DO NOT BLEACH',
     'DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED',
-    'DO NOT REMOVE TAG UNDER PENALTY OF FEDERAL LAW',
+    'DO NOT REMOVE TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW',
     'DROP IN ANY MAILBOX',
     'EDITED FOR TELEVISION',
     'FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY',
@@ -168,6 +168,31 @@ QUOTES = [
     'PEEL FROM PAPER BACKING BEFORE EATING',
     'STORE IN A COOL, DRY PLACE',
     'VOID WHERE PROHIBITED',
+    'THE FUTURE IS NOW',
+    'MASTER OF DISGUISE',
+    'YOUR PERSONAL TIME TRAVEL GUIDE',
+    'OFFICIAL TASTE TESTER',
+    'INTERGALACTIC AMBASSADOR',
+    'VIRTUAL REALITY PIONEER',
+    'PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR',
+    'UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO',
+    'THE COSMIC CHEF',
+    'THE ROBOT WHISPERER',
+    'THE DREAM WEAVER',
+    'USE AT YOUR OWN RISK',
+    'RESULTS MAY VARY',
+    'READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY',
+    'KEEP OUT OF REACH OF PETS',
+    'USE ONLY AS DIRECTED',
+    'NOT INTENDED FOR MEDICAL USE',
+    'DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN',
+    'PRODUCT SOLD AS-IS',
+    'NO WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED',
+    'USE CAUTION WHEN HANDLING',
+    'CRASH OVERRIDE',
+    'ACID BURN',
+    'CEREAL KILLER',
+    'ZERO COOL',
 ]
 random.shuffle(QUOTES)