diff --git a/main.py b/main.py
index 98cca9e..4daa4b9 100755
--- a/main.py
+++ b/main.py
@@ -256,6 +256,39 @@ QUOTES = [
     'ACID BURN',
     'CEREAL KILLER',
     'ZERO COOL',
+    'ASK ME HOW I SAVED 15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE',
+    'TELL YOUR CAT I SAID PSP PSP PSP',
+    'I\'M BEGGING YOU, DON\'T SAY HI',
+    'BACK 2 BACK HOTDOG EATING WORLD CHAMPION',
+    'I ATE A BROWNIE ONCE',
+    'THIS ISN\'T ACTUALLY MY NAME',
+    'I OFTEN WONDER HOW I EVEN GOT HERE',
+    'YOU READ THIS, NOW WE MUST DUEL',
+    'DAVE\'S ARCH NEMESIS',
+    'EXCEPTIONALLY MID',
+    'VOTE ME 4 PREZADENT',
+    'PREVALENT IN OTHER WAYS',
+    'SCINTILLATING CHATOYANCY',
+    'TRAIN EXPERT',
+    'ASSISTANT MANAGER',
+    'WOW, ANOTHER TAG LINE',
+    'I SURVIVED VETTING AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY NAME-TAG',
+    'NOT GUEST',
+    'WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK OUT A GARBAGE?',
+    'YOU HAD ME AT BATMAN',
+    'DAD?',
+    'LEAD PROJECT UN-FINISHER',
+    'NOODLE CONNOISSEUR',
+    'GARTH\'S #1 FAN',
+    'UNVETTABLE',
+    'B-',
+    'CLOWN CAR DRIVER',
+    'IS A NAME TAG ON BREAD CONSIDERED A SANDWICH?',
+    'IS A NAME TAG FOLDED IN HALF CONSIDERED A TACO?',
+    'DISHWASHER SAFE',
+    'WET NOODLE',
+    'I\'M HERE FOR THE SIMULATION',
+    'BIRDS ARE NOT REAL',
 ]
 random.shuffle(QUOTES)